Monday, March 23, 2015

Writing prompt: Android porn

It's 200 years from now, and androids are common in society. They even have rights . . . though not quite as many as meat people. You walk into your android's bedroom/workshop/recharging station and he/she/it is sitting in front of a screen enjoying the android version of pornography.

What is it and why?

If pornography is a bit too risque for your tastes, pick a different video genre: android reality TV, android soap operas (oil operas?), late-night shows for sleepless androids. Whatever.

Ulterior motive

Have you ever wondered what qualifications one needs to be called a "futurist"? No? I have — whenever I see another tech article that quotes this or that futurist. I'm imaginative, and I love thinking about the future, and occasionally I'm right.* Is that enough to make me a futurist and get me quoted in a Wired article?
Still from Bjork's "All Is Full of Love" video. If you haven't seen it, you should.


But I sense that you don't care about futurism as much as I do. That's fine.

All android-based fiction is really an exploration of what it means to be human by looking at the world from the perspective of an almost-human. (A great many android tales are shades of Pinocchio, but that isn't a requirement.)

I picked android pornography specifically because pornography appeals to base desires, and I think it's interesting to think about what base desires an android might have, or what base desires a human might program into it.

*I predicted the emergence of carbonated iced tea. I think the next big fad is going to be fruits, vegetables, and other foods given the "french fry" treatment. And I don't mean just breading and frying, but formed into sticks and served in a paper cup. We've already seen sweet potato fries, and BK is bringing back chicken fries. More exotic fried sticks (avocado? eggplant? jicama?) are surely on the way.