The alphabetical forecast: The weather outside? Oh, it's cold, algid, arctic, biting, bitter, bleak, chilly, freezing, frigid, frore, frosty, frozen, gelid, glacial, heatless, icy, nippy, piercing, rimy, Siberian, snowy, subzero, and wintry.
It's also pretty aggravating, appalling, cheerless, crappy, desolate, detestable, disagreeable, disconsolate, dismal, dispiriting, distressing, dreadful, dreary, ghastly, horrible, irksome, irritating, joyless, loathsome, odious, repugnant, repulsive, reviled, shitty, terrible, troublesome, unwelcome, and vile.
And I'm sick of it!