Wednesday, February 20, 2013

The Way to a Man's Heart

My triumphal (or at least monumphal) return to three-word Wednesday begins with the words heave, ponder, and valid. So here's a limerick for you:

Tammy-Jo hopes that I'll validate
The bad cooking she plopped on my plate.
I try to use tact --
Ponder first and then act . . .
But then heave it all up on my date.