Writing prompt: Use the Force

Take a fairly mundane task or experience from our current world and set it in the world of Star Wars. Think light-hearted and funny. Some possibilities:

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• A foreman has to tell Darth Vader that construction on the Death Star has fallen behind because of unforeseen circumstances.
• A young woman's college entrance essay for the Imperial Academy.
• The queen of Naboo testifies at a Congressional hearing to justify all the tax money that goes into maintaining her wardrobe and makeup.
• An imperial officer gets a dressing-down from his commanding officer for using his "work computer" for personal activities (video games, Twitter, porn, you name it).
• A TV commercial for a used speeder dealership on Tatooine.
• Preparing for the annual Stormtroopers talent show.
• The ongoing disciplinary problems that ultimately led to young Glack Burker being expelled from the Jedi order.

Ulterior motive

It's Star Wars Day, so only a Star Wars prompt would be appropriate. May the Fourth be with you!