So Many Shoes

Image by Jasmine, via Flickr

Sandals, loafers, sneakers, and boots,
Oxfords, galoshes and clogs,
Mary Janes, mules, clodhoppers and kicks,
Shitkickers, slippers and togs,

Stilettos (stiletti?), cross-trainers, sabot,
All of them are pretty neat —
Not so much on your hands or your head,
But when they are down on your feet.