But not every swing can be a home run. For Dummies has seen its share of flops. Here are the six biggest publishing failures of the well-known For Dummies series:
The CIA For Dummies
It was never published.
Learn to Read For DummiesSomehow, the publishers had a difficult time connecting with their intended audience for this book.
Pyromania For DummiesThe first print run of 10,000 copies of this book was completely lost in a warehouse fire in Ames, Iowa. The publishers ordered a second printing of 5,000 copies, but just before the presses began running, the printer's business was razed in a mysterious explosion.
The causes of the explosion — as well as the possibility of ordering another print run of Pyromania For Dummies — are still under investigation.
Time Travel For DummiesAfter an initial legal battle with H.G. Wells is ironed out, Time Travel For Dummies will have received both popular and critical success when it was published in 2035. Famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is quoted as will having said, "It's so good, I'm going to read it again last week!"
Unfortunately, recent research has proven that time travel is impossible, so this book will no longer have been published in our timeline.
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"It's so good, I'm going to read it again last week!"
Stephen Hawking, sometime in the future, 1996
Dial-Up Modems For DummiesThe first draft of this book has been uploading to the publisher's servers since 2002.
Procrastination For DummiesOriginally launched in 2001, the publication date for this book has been pushed back fourteen times. The book was recently handed off to its fifth editor.
[NOTE TO SELF: FINISH THIS DESCRIPTION AFTER DINNER, THEN BUILD A MOCK "PROCRASTINATION FOR DUMMIES" COVER TO PUT HERE. MAKE IT HILARIOUS.]
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The titles above were never actually published (though I wouldn't be surprised to see The CIA For Dummies actually hit the shelves sometime in the future). The faux titles above are intended as parody only. I am solely responsible for the content of this blog.
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