I've been away from Three Word Wednesday for too long. This week's words are gag, maintain, and omit:
When the press calls for total disclosure
About your alleged Twitter exposure,
And the trending hashtag
On your twitpics is #gag,
It's hard to maintain your composure.
Oh. Wait a minute. Crap. There's something missing here -- ironically so.
Er, no problem!
When one of the words was omitted
From the Three-Word-Wed post you submitted,
You must work double-quick
On a new limerick
Even if the result sounds dim-witted.