This is a neat little word-related Web toy I found (by Stumbling through the Internet) over at RavenBlack.net. It randomly generates Mad Lib–like surrealistic phrases. Every time you refresh the page, you get a new phrase.
RavenBlack is offering the code up for free. There's a general generator and generators for Shakespeare, Genesis, and computer error codes — all completely bonkers, of course. And all customizable.