Caption Me! A Little Monster for Christmas
Our department had a nice little luncheon today, after which we did a white elephant gift exchange. I walked away with a nice Chia Donkey that will soon stand where my Sea Monkeys used to live (they all died).
I pitched in the hand-drawn picture shown below.
But this one still needs a title or a caption. So please, stretch your imagination and put some text with this image in the comments!

"For the first time since your eyes fell out, you'll be considered BEAUTIFUL, little bear!"
I thought of one:
Later, Grendel would be upset that he lost an arm, but realizing that Beowulf took his teddy, too, would send him into a horrific rage.
"Come on Jasper, you'll love the disco. They don't call me The Boogieman for nothing."
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